Careful guys, them "sausage" dogs is German to you know?

I know wots you mean Dudley. I bury mine then when I goes to get them they's gone (that's because you only bury a little bit of it Bear and someone or something shifts them )

Mum reckons I'm in for some entataiment tonight - giving that teasin sod Carlos a pill. Maybe I should hide mum's safety gear & the band aids

Will keep yas posted on that one

Catch ya
Mr Bear 641

no pill for the Carlos! I was lookin forward to the entertainment - oh well I got a marmite sammy out of it

Mum did end up wiff a DRI but I's not allowed to say anymore

At least the sky winkler has stopped - I's really good at collectin mud

Wot's you lot been up to?

Mr Bear 641

What's a DRI - is it anything like the sharp stick they poke in you at the doggie doctor place. I got one of those today

Genie another Long Hair German Shepherd

Hey Genie mum says it's a dog related injury (your mum knows about them aye

I's didn't mean to honest I's luffs my mum - specially at dinner time

Mr Bear 641

Well there I was all poofed up to impress me girlfriend Abbey and I made a twat of meself Had a bath an brush all all special an did a somersault to weely impress her an I's got stuck upside down

If that wasn't bad enuff all da humans larfed at me an Abbey turned her nose up, she didn't even want my teddy's

I's needs hugs - good thing Carlos still loves me, well sort of

Moral of da story don't try an impress your girlfriend

Mr Bear 641

Well at long last me dad ( ost) got time to use da puter hes bin busy anyways da weva here has been wet dat dam tinkler just keeeps on a tinkaling me mum (daodgn )is nort impressed wif da mud i brings inside orn me paws anyways ever fing is goood on da miss Zara front

iz just destroyed anava one of me play balls me dad says hes going to one day invent a ball dats GST proof had me wof check as dad calls it at da vet last week iz a fit healty girl cordin to da vet had me shots na didnt hurt me wormin pill den me mum and dad put some of dat frontline orn me nort very keen on dat stuff stops me scrathin dam humans take da fun out of being a GSD .

Has just been for a walk wif me uncle Rex sam and jj looks like dat dam tinkler is about to tinkle again

Anyways better go have a snooze orn me bed afa me walk

By for now miss ZARA 753

Wow mum says us is weely popular wiff lots an lots a humans wantin to know what we all up to .

I been goin on long walks, tryin to snap up sandhoppers (jeez they's be fast, sand up da nostrils isn't good tho )

An I went for a ride in a truck fing so I gots to look down on all da ovver dogs that were out an about :D(wots a show off?).

Hey Zar you got any tips to deal with that teasin sod Carlos - he's gettin me in trouble here dude?

So wot's the rest of you lot been up to?

Catch yas
Mr Bear 641

Oooh golly gee Bear don’t talk to me about dem darn felines. Dey darn well get me in all sorts of strife dey do. Take the ovva day – well every day if the truth be told – Sugar was meowing at a door to come in. why he don’t use da hole in the wall I’ll never know, anywho he was meowing so Mum opened da door right and I was there to escort him inside. All I got was “leave the cat”, story of my life. Man I tell ya dem humans nag nag nag. So Iz turned me attention to Tabitha meowing for grub –again- in da food den. I fought I might be in luck of a cat nibble of two, Mum got out da grub and Zar got “out of the kitchen”. I still cleaned up after dem when Mum wasn’t looking. So I went to find Tiny Tyson, he lazes around, found him gave him a prod just to see if he was ok like and got a swipe for me troubles. Oooh geeze whiskers don’t talk to me about dem felines. I can however still fit Sugar head and Tabatha’s head in me gob - for cleaning purposes
So if you come up wif any great ideas Iz be glad to hear dem.


Sugar meowing to come in doors again, so beta go escort him

Chow all you dudes and dutets
Zar

ohohoh nearly forgotted, anyone no wot a holwayday is Mum been talkin bout it but I not no wot she talkin bout. Like I mean is it nice or nasty, ohohoho Iz hope it aint nasty
Iz ask me sis Miss Frilly Knickers but she not no eva

Chow Zar