Heard a good one from Sophie today Bear that you might like to try.
If you are not allowed inside with ya bone, make sure you leave it right by the cat door then when the humans aren't looking stick ya head through the door from the inside and grab ya bone. Took the humans quite some time to figure out how she got the bone back inside.

That is not bad from an 9 month old is it, she is a clever girl alright.

Way to go Sophie - I must remember dat one Now that I'm back wiff my buddy Carlos I'm sure that will work.

Anovver fing I learned is dat it's not a good idea to lie in da fish pond then run thru the house when you covered in green slime (specially when yous runnin so fast ya spin out going round corners on the carpet )

Was funny watchin the humans clean that lot up (having a good shake was good too)

Mr Bear 641

Hiya, young 'uns! Mum's been hogging the computer to all hours of the night (after being on it all day as well). Says it's summit to do with her correspondence training. Anyway, I've been enjoying this property of ours in Snells Beach. I can sit on the front steps and watch everyone walk, run, skateboard and bike past. I've got a lot of fur friends now that I talk to. Their owners don't seem to want to talk to me, though and pull my friends along faster to get away from me. I try not to yell at them, but I guess my voice is pretty big and impressive, eh. The other weekend, it was my little skin-bro's 4th birthday and he had three of his buddies over for lunch. I wanted to have a bit of fun and get in the way of their bikes and ride-ons and there was a really cool water fight which big sis started with her friends, but I mainly just watched from the peace of the mobile cave - Mum kept the lid open for me. I was allowed to do the cleaning up after the friends had gone home though, yum, cheerios.

Franz (b-day boy) has been going to a pre-school over the road and I've walked over a couple of times with Mum to pick him up. I'm a bit of a star, 'cos the theme at the centre for this term is "caring", which can be for pets, themselves, their families etc. Franz told the children how he feeds me and makes me lie down before giving me my biscuits - how embarrassing. At the moment they're studying what different pets eat and Mum gave Franz some of MY biscuits, to show the children what I eat - how bizarre is that? I hope I get them back...Strange things, little boys.

Our family has been bigger since we moved here. Two lovely girls moved into the room downstairs in February. I don't see much of the one that's getting married soon, but the other one is going to marry me She thinks I'm wonderful and handsome and gives me lots and lots of cuddles She thinks she's gonna move so she can see more of her boyfriend in another city, but I'm doing my best to keep her here...She's much nicer than Mum's friend that keeps coming around in her new clothes and telling me to keep away from her "shoo!" or "go away!" is all I hear when she comes around Maybe I should see if a bone would cheer her up...

Dudley #511 and my Mum, Alison

Way to go Dudley I'z luff the beach, I know where we can score a couple boogie boards

If you gets married I could be your best GSD - will there be bones?

Me's been havin fun wiff a Kelly but now I can't find him. He wasn't happy when I tried to jump on the bed wiff him (well it waz cold ok) an I only headbutted him in da nuts a few times

There's dandruff on da hills so I might need to snuggle wiff mum tonight

Hope yous all keeping warm and dry. I's off to hog da heater again

Mr Bear 641

Hay guys me Sasha. Yep its cold here too. Mum's put another blanket on my bed for me now. Nice and warm, but Iz still gets into be wiff her in the mornings. I lub my mum. We are moving soon into a really nice warm house and guess whats we are having two more dogs staying wiff us for a few months. They are my play mates and Iz get on wiff them really well.

Lub Sasha.

Hey you lot da winkler been going here full out. On da weekend it was fair bucketing down and me grass went away and dis huge pool appeared. Meany Mum wouldn't let me out to investigated this apart from pee pee time. Do you lot know how strange it is to do pee pee in a pool? Very weard indeaded. Miss Frilly Knickers don't like getting her paws wet all dat much and would hurry outside do her business den hurry back in doors by da warm flicky fing. It tis very funny watching her do a dump when da skys open, she don't like da wet stuff. Not like a manily GS ME, Iz don't mind it at alls. Da pool gone away now and me grass has cum back. Miss Frilly knickers and I had major fun running up and down and sliding around da corners. Woohoo Iz was covered in da mud stuff. Allz good Iz say till meany mum said shower time for you my boy Zar. All me mud got washed down da drain boohoo. Anyways Id beta get back to sitting in front of da flicky fing to dry our me mainly locks.

Chow
Zar 0700

Been the same here Zar, it's like da humans peeing in da swimming pool aye Not easy finding somewhere to lay a log either - maybe that's why they called floaties

You did it the wrong way round zar - you have the bath then you goes an rolls in the mud

It's been a bit chilly here an mum been a bit slack turning the heater on so have been practicing my evil look (s'not workin too good, must need more work )

Must be time to go pinch Carlos' dinner (teasin prick that he is)

Mr Bear 641

Well its bin a while but iz back me dads puter packed a sad an he had to spent some of hees hard earned cash to buy a new puter any ways wees up and runnin now afa a few hicups .

me dad alias [ost] got hees self a part time job he was a bit worried how MISS ZARA would cope at home alone but she is coping very well me dad and me have a long game of chucka ball before he goes to work to make some $ s to feed da dog den i gets a pigs ear to chomp da weva here in da bop has been shi? and still is its dat dam winkler never stops have been in a little just a little bit of da doo doos a dam fury fing had da cheek to walk across da front porch an me waz inside da main cave minded me own business lookin out da window makin sure every ting waz in order on me patch so i lets out a BIG Zara WOOOOF an lept at da window to try to get da fury little bugger an wif me claws tored me mums curtain o shi* me dad tried to cover it up but da hole waz toooo big got a ear bashsin from da oldgn .

any ways life is good

Until next time keep barkin BIG slobbers miss ZARA .

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Been no better here Zara. Just when we thinks woo hoo time to explore down it comes again I fink mud is good but me mum doesn't

You shoulda blamed the cat for tearin the curtain, remember that for next time aye.

Mum an da Emm said I'z turning into a soft thing - nuffink wrong with stretchin out in front of the heater

I want's to know how come that teasin sod Carlos is allowed in mum's bed an I's not even allowed on it

Time to check Carlos' dinner bowl

Catch ya
Mr Bear 641