I am one poopered puppy

Took mum an da Emma to the beach yesterday an gots to galumph here an galumph there an galumph all over da place an den I gots mum an da Emma all wet

I's not too keen on dem wave fings theys sneak up on ya (tehe one got da Emma right in da backside :D) Mum said we's looked like castaways walkin back to da mobile cave

Den Carole was teasin me wiff my teddy - sommat about piggy in da middle :o(duh I'm not a piggy me's a GSD)

Orf to catch some zz's in case they try to wear me out again

Catch yas
Mr Bear 641

Took OGB for the obligatory walk and I dont think it turned out as I expected.
First thing was hearing OGB muttering something about an L.I.M.P but also hearing the word not pronounced. Now come on OGB even I know how to say L.I.M.P. But I fear what he thought was a limp (my word not his hehehe) was my over enthusiasm for going for a walk and I was merely strutting me stuff . He soon got used to the idea and we continued on our way BUT the next mutterings from him had even this GSD a tad rattled . He said something about remedial obedience lessons on the next outing. I am not 100% sure what this means (maybe me Aunty D will tell me) but I gets the impression it might not mean fun , which we all know I lurves
Well, orf to find out about remedial obedience lessons for OGB, see how he likes that!! .
Gotta go
Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641

Well Bear, often it is not the pooch who needs remedial lessons but the human on the other end of the lead also. If you (the pooch) respected the human (OGB) as the pack leader you would be a very good boy, but if you think the you (the pooch) is the pack leader you will show the human (OGB) that you think you are by not doing as you are told. So as you are a very intelligent GSD (you do remind us often us how clever you are so this is coming back to bite you in the tush) you have to be a good example and do as OGB tells you and be as good for him as you are for your mum when she takes you walkies. You do us all proud now and show the human (OGB) just how good you (the pooch) can be when walking. Mind you my Genie walks perfectly for me as the class will tell you, I can walk her and Maya together both being very good and when Hogan was here I had 3 GSD's walking beside me, with the leads being held in one hand only, but they don't do so for other people cause they know I am in charge of the walk not them.

Damn straight I am the smart one Aunty D, check wot i said out
"orf to find out about remedial obedience lessons for OGB" I'll learn that OGB a lesson or two hahahahahaha
Gotta go before he sees this
ciao for now
Mr Bear 641`

Aunty Les is writing you all a up date on how I am doing with out my Dad and Mum.

MISS ZARA here, the first day it was raining so Aunty Les didnt have to worry so much about the Bees, we had lots games and loves and I ate all my tea.
At bed time I went into my bed in Dads room and A Les put the fan on for me.
When A Les got up in the morning she said who sleep here and I had sleep on Dads side of his bed with my head on the pillow, I dont know how she knew quess it was because it was flat.
Yes it is still raining but I had big sleeps as maybe I didnt sleep all night.
Between the showers we went out side and had games it was fun, oh Dad told A Les my ball was in the shed, well its not and we have looked every where even Uncle Rex looked when he came around,
Talking of U Rex he bought Sam and JJ to play with me and we had HEAPS runs and fun.
After tea which i ate it all we watched TV and off to bed.
Much better sleep last night, bright as a button this morning.
Uncle Rex bought the girls aroung again and they have now gone home and I have had a huge drink and now off for a sleep.
A Les is staying with me all today as she has to go to meeting tomorrow.

Will give you next up date on Saturday afternoon as Dad and Mum are due home about 8pm Saturday, Uncle Rex is going to pick them up at Rotorua as they are coming home in that big bird that flys in the sky. Well U Rex will have to pick them up as he dropped them of, dam I wasnt allow to go.

Thats me for now
MISS ZARA

Golly Miss Zara, sure sounds like you found the fun side of life!!
Well Aunty D, done did do the retraining thing wiff OGB and he know knows how to get me to sit AND wait. He also knows how to get me to walk "proper" and sorta ignore other animals (doubt if he will totally succeed there ) but heck it was quite fun edumicating the OGB. Even managed to score a heap of treats out of him at the same time
Oh these humans, they take some maintainance awrighty
Gotta go
Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641

I am impressed Mr Bear. You are a clever boy working out so quickly how to make OGB behave just as you want.

MISS ZARA here just letting you all know Dad and Mum will be home in about 5 hours.
I have been soooooo good have been sleeping on the floor in the hall way to keep cool BUT last night what the hell I sleep with A Les, she put me in my own bed but I cried so she let me sleep with her.
The last to days have been fine so we have been doing things out side. When A Les was sweeping the garage I was playing with the sweeping thing, Aunty Les said Sam does the same, how ever it was fun.
When A Les was packing her bag I was taking things out and taking them out side but Uncle Rex had to spoil the fun and he came and got the bag, but lol I stll Have A Les.

WOOF WOOF to all my friends

MISS ZARA

Your mum and dad will be so proud of you Zara, keeping A Les warm at night, helping her sweep the garage and assisting with the packing of bags (only you are meant to put things in the bag not take them out). I am glad you had such a good puppy minder.

Speshul for you Aunty D, I took OGB for a walk tonight and guess wot? All me training I done did do the other day payed orf. he only pulled on me Halti (dabnabbit thing )twice. That might of been because I gave him a wee test while walking him, as you do
So, you see, them humans is quite trainable afta all.
Plurry hot here AGAIN today, who said it was all beer and skettles being a long haired fluffy coated GSD. I can tells you NOT ALWAYS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR!!!! Even when it sorta rained the uvver day it was warm and then muggy. And we all know wot little us majestic GSDs sweat, sod all.Thank goodness for large bowls of water.Cause I gets to splodge me foot in them, one cool corner hahahahahaha
Gotta go, you know who may be about
Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641