The joys of being a long coat Mr Bear. My mum used to sometimes accidently stand on my angel brother Hogan's tail and it left fur under her foot. I am quick with my tail, I can clear the coffee table, knock over orange juice and hit mum in the face and mine isn't as big as yous - they are handy little things arn't they though.

Maya #170

Well let me tell ya all dat me Mum regular like stands on me tail Maya, and Iz don't like it too much, but I don't moan at Mum - not dat Im a Mummys boy or anyfing - Mum always tucks me flag in when Iz in me mobile cave too before she shuts da door . Sugar dat darn feline when he was a youngin (dat IS a MUMMYs BOY) used to play tarzan on me fur bro (who now ova da rainbow bridge :() Cezar's tail. Dat darn feline Tabatha tried to do dat with mine but soon learn quick who da flag belonged too .

Chow All
Zar

Tail? You said tail? I have a wonderful one of those. It follows me everywhere and when I see it wagging, I have to catch it. Mum insists on calling me "defective", whatever that means . Mum also teases me because it's a bit bald where I chewed it a while ago and the fur hasn't grown back yet . It's not my fault I've only seen it wagging for just three years - not much to make it wag while I was in my wire crate for five years in Wellington. Now I have all the people that walk past to wag it at. Oh boy! I know all about tails!

Hi Mr Bear and you other not-so-young-any-more ones, I haven't been able to talk to you for a long time , 'cos we moved house and then Mum didn't have a broadband connection for a long time and then she couldn't log in to this website (whatever that means) . Mum e-mailed Danny de Hek and wished him happy birthday and now she can get back on here again!

I hope Maya and "Mr Old Fella" are both totally happy and well now. We don't like hearing that lots of bad things have happened while we've not been able to read about them.

Keep up the human-training and try to keep out of trouble (I didn't say don't have fun though!).

Dudley #511 and my Mum, Alison

I knows wot yous mean about having your pride and joy stood on but guess wot?
OGB then has the gall to blame ME for all me hair being on the floor, sheeesh!!
Gotta go, he is watching
Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641

Hey Bear me Ma does just da same. Tell me if I don't want me flag stood on not to place it under her foot!!! Geeeze Iz tell yar. She said your tail you move it! Well I never, Iz just look at her with me big brown eyes all hurt like, not dat dat makes a rats ass with Ma. Sometimes dat woman got a heart of stone Im sure. But if I look hurt for long enough I get a tickle behind me ear and a soft word or two.

Humans, ah!! Training dem is hard work.

Chow Zar

Ya think them humans has enough smarts to gang up on us ? both saying roughly the same thing?
Today was a different day, OGB took me cruising in me mobile cave. I funked I knew where he was cruising to, but NO . He had a surprise in store for this GSD.
We done gorn to this place I neva been before, wow the smells, all a new to this likely lad. Had this GREAT BIG puddle in it. Your truely could not contain himself SPLOSH in I went.Well, there was all these feathered friends in this puddle but they all ran to the middle.
Now dont get me wrong, the middle held no fear for this fearless GSD, honest.
But, what I wants to know is how long are the legs on these feathered friends (who were not acting to friendly by the way) cause try as I might I could not walk out to them in the middle but they was just walking around in shallow water. Gawsh, is was gonna be way ova my head, so does any one know how long their legs are?
Then I got to go do the boundy boundy thing thru the long grass and found me some, ummmm. (pssst OGB what are they called?) Ahh, now I remember, they was quail. They runs fast and then walk on the air and sit up the tree and make noises.
I just grinned at them and funk, one day.
Well, outies
Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641

Well a BIG hello to ya all Miss ZARA here me dad [ alias ost ] had trouble gettin on to da site any ways a nice man named danny dun fixed it fanks danny .

Any ways iz a happy girl corze me mum [alias daoldgn ] an me dad is going to da ava island to my skin bravas wedding wot eva dat is and and me aunty Les is going to look afa miss ZARA in her own cave me aunty is going to sleep wif me when it gets dark i heard me dad say to me aunty nort to let me sleep wif her on da bed da old meeeeny spoil sport a BIG fank you from me dad to aunty Les .

Its been blo#@ hot here in da bop me air condisha been workin reel hard as ost sain iz pantin like a old steam train .
tis good iz gort a whirly fing me dad gort its on da floor it keeps me .

I dun hearin some of yous GSDs is havin trouble wif dang humans standin orn yous tails .

Well heres on for us GSDs da ava day me an ost was playin wif me favawit ball he made me SIT beside him before he frew me ball any ways i sittid like he told me to den he frew me ball den i took orf across da front of him and me claws caught da top of his foot an dun took orf some skin well you have heard da noise cummin from me dad an him went a funny colour an hoppin around holdin his foot him should of had shoes on what do ya fink ? an i never felt a fing .

Any ways dats about all from da ZARA front for now catch ya all soon bye for now Miss ZARA 753 .

PS me uncle Rex is gettin better iz been walkin wif me dad uncle Rex SAM and JJ dats gort to be good .

Woof MISS ZARA aunty Les will be around tomorrow to make her bed and you can watch and we will have a wee talk sleep arrangments ok.
Your dad is going away for an hour so you and I can have time together before next week, hay MISS ZARA we will be cool eh

Toots

Thought I was gonna get out of taking the silly sausage for walkies cause it looked awfy dark and rainy out there. Guess who decided they knew better, huh ? Dontja just hate it when the human gets it right
Well, he sure knows how to get about, that OGB and in all directions, me radar was about to play up. Everwhere I normally go, NO we had to go the other way .
Still, i reckon I wore him out and he will have big sleeps tonight (ummm, I might to, for a wee while )
Nuffink to exciting happened this time out. I does hate them other woofers who sneaks up in their mobile cave and scare the c*^p out of me, sheeesh do I give them a telling orf or what.
Anyways, gotta go
Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641

Hey guys and guyessess exciting news, we had exciting stuff happen in my den this morning. Yep dat feline Tiny Tyson – who now is my favorite feline – not that he appreciate all me attention. Anywho Tiny Tyson brought in a wee rabbit into me den and left it in da bathroom. Mum came across it dis morning and Miss Frilly knickers founds its head unda da bath. Still have no idea where it ova eye is though. Woohooo such cool smells he brought me. As I’m growing into a teenage lad I quite like all da blood and guts and they were all ova da bathroom floor. Man senses overload. I am giving special attention to Tiny Tyson today, hes living up to his name aye!! Go Tyson go and bring me more cool smells. Hehe. Me no understand why Mum upset and grumpy wif Tyson when he brought me cool presents.


Hey Miss Zara, enjoy your time wif yee Aunty. Don't forget you sort da sleeping arrangements to your satisfaction.

Of to tell da postie
Chow Zar