Cripes, that was a good vid Jedi, I fink me Mum and Dad imagined me about that size when I arrived, like the three week one, cause they got a shock when they saw the size of their "puppy" Instead they got nearly 30kg of "puppy" and a whole new life ME
Great to here of you other ones and wots a happening in yer lives and remember to keep in contact with human training tips, we can all use new ideas
Not a lot goin' on here this week, OGB is still up to summit though. I caught him stashing a HEAP of me tucker in, of all places, the furry critters tucker box but them he sealed it up and put it in the spare cave. So wot ever is happening in sure looks like it involves me and bein' fed, so thats a plus, twice
Me Mum trckered me the other day cause she went away to where ever humans go and left her mobile cave at home. Sometimes it takes a while to suss humans out
That Carlos is still a teasin little twat but I have to be "Nice" when I am near him cause me Mum and OGB keep telling me to be. One day, just you wait, one day I will seek and get revenge on that crawly wee swot Him wot smarms the driveway on the other side of the big gate, thinks he is tough but will he come and do it on my side of the big gate NO!!!
Well, I seem to have been left alone, as far as Mums mate the Douche Bag goes, no more complaints EVEN though I do nuffink wrong anyways.
Okie Dokies guys and guyesses
Keep yer yarns a coming
Ciao for now
Bear 641

yeah I is big now. I was digging for muddy grass at 10 weeks. Now my taste has changed I just just dig cos lots of ufer fings like ice ream taste yummier.I just make the holes to store them for lata treats

Hey, wot is this ice scream stuff anyways? Me humans have it, so it must taste OK but theys never givin' me a go at it YET.
Today was a long day for the Bear, cause its rubbish day an' OGB sucks me into getting into me outside cave an' locking me in. Mind you, the trerats almost makes it worth me while And it weren't much of a do anything day anyways so I had a win/win on that score
Still summit up though, OGB defluffed a lot of his face, not down to the skin though, and me Mum gave me such a brushing. The brushing is all good cause me pride and joy looks soooo magnificant now, watch out Hogan!
Well, wonder wot I can do to con more treats out of this pair of softies (shhhh, never, and I mean NEVER let on thats wot I thunk of them) bound to be more around just awaiting ME!
Ciao for now
Bear 641

Wow, had a great day an done did some learnin while I was at it. Day started out normal enough Ol' Grumpy Bum came back from where ever it is he keeps goin' and fed the furry wee critters, then it was my turn, fresh water and food, yum!
Then he disappears into the internal cave where the sleeping gets done. I finks, not long now an' Mum will be about to play wiff and tease. But NO. The sun was high in the sky before she surfaced from the internal cave. Neva mind, here she was just ready for a GSD to play wiff I helped her hang their spare skins out on the line thingy (actually I supervised from a distance cause I still remembers the biting string that hangs around that part of me yard)
Then me Mum decides that the clear walls needed a doing ova, down came their skin and into the magic whatsit that seems to clean them. Then it was the windows turn for a bit of a scrub up. Thats where me learning started. Ya see, I decided to "help" me Mum wiff this part of the proceedings, tells Ya gys that was a bad mistook Aparently a tongue full of slobber is NOT what me Mum wanted to be helping her. I did not tell her, but them clear walls taste perdy yuck anyways so stopping was not to much of a problem, except it seemed a good way to tease her .
Then we went for big walks, sheesh I thunk I was gonna make her sleepy but shucks the opposite happened, I got sleepy and had to have a puppy nap when we got home , A puppy nap at my mature age of, wot did they say, ova one year old
We got ova that and I got to chance to do some more supervisin' of me Mum again. This time it was me tucker she was brewing up so a close eye was needed to make sure she done it right, which of course through my supervision she did
So, that filled me day in guys an' guyesses, wots yous fellas been up to?
Cheers
Bear 641

Saff here well its bin a long time since I got here as my mum has bin too busy to put the 'puter on and then theys bin away but that wos ok cos my Aunty & Uncle came to stay wif me and boy I haf got them sussed and they spoil me rotton walks every day maybe 2x and rides in the mobile cave an lots of games and theys ol peiople so they dont go to work so theys bin here allll the time so i's had lots of fun ~ yeah she makes me sit & wait for my dinna just like my mum but then im a very good GSD anyhows so thats no problem to me aye

sounds like you all bin havung a busy time, happy birfday to ya all - OGB Dad is yellin at me to get orff the puta so i gotta go ~ will rite to ya lata
Luv Saff xxx

Yellow you lot wot an action packed week Iz had at my home. Where do Iz start, lets see, on Weday I went orf to a fing wif me Mum she called skool. Wells we went and there were all sorts of woofies, bigs ones and little ones and ones in between. Mum signed us in and the lady told us to go and join one group down the far end. So orf Mum and I toddled. When we got there there was this lady spouting orf all sorts of things about dogs. Mum didn’t look too impressed but was a good girl and kept her mouth shut. I though I should do the same as Mum so I was as quite as a mouse. Then this lady told us to go for a walk out a few paces and come back into the circle. Wells we did that and then we got told to go up to the next group. Somefing about Mum knowing what to do. But we all know this is MY skool and it is all out ME knowing what to do. Mum was mighty impressed wif me and told me to keep being a good boy and no the little woofies aren’t meals on wheels. AS if I would even consider it
Well that all happened again, we got moved up into the next circle, I don’t fink these humans can make up there minds very well. Well I was so good there, I did everything I was told by Mum, and didn’t eat anyone. Afta class Mum took me through this big gate and we were on the racing horse track. It went around in a big circle. Mum let me run free on there. Oh boy oh boy the smells, I tell ya that were so great going up me nasal passages I could have stayed there for ages. Man them horse dung must taste all fully good if the smells are anything to go by.
Then the next day I had two orf me Aunties come to see me. Aunty Gee brought me these yummy little cakes. Mum put them on the bench and went outside, so I just helped meself and took Mum the paper wrapping when I had finished. I got lots of pats and loves from Aunty Gee and Aunty Ro. I lubs me Aunties. They have very good taste as they though I was a handsum GSD. Well of course I am, glad to report me Aunties don’t need specks.
Yesday Mum gave me lots of cuddles and she was feeling bit yucky, so I kept her company in bed, and we had a chill out day. I lub just getting the cuddles from me Mum. Misty though she could climb up onto Mum s bed and get the cuddles too. Just as well Mums got a big bed ay.
Well that’s about it from me.
Hay Staff your Aunty and Uncle sounds cool with all that fussing they made of you. Man sounds like you had a great time when your mum was away. Jedi Mum finks you look funny like a real ferrous GSD when yous barking at yeself in the mirror. Mum chuckled ova that for ages. I also find them clear walls taste pretty yuck when Mum just cleaned them. That why Iz prefer to put me muddy paws and wipe them meself Bear before I try to licks them. I like to get them back to the way I like. Man if they are too clean one of them small furies might fink the door is open and have a bit of a head butt and we can’t have that now can we.
Speaking of small furies it must be there breakie time and then MINE. Might go and give Mum the hurry along.
Chow all
Zar #700

Hay you lot I did some learning today. Just a few fings I fought I would share wif ya all. I learnt that it is good to have just a little nibble of Mum slipper, but not so good when it is on her foot. I learnt that no mater how hard I try to bring me bone in and hide it for a chewing – mid night chew and all- Mum finds it and biffs it out the windee. I also learnt that I can reach right up the back of the bench when on tippy paws to grab the last two sausages that are left ova from tea. As well as that door that the humans open to stuff all them dirty dishes is a good place to hang around cause I do a good job of washing the plates when the door is open. Me head fits quite well in there it does. Another fing I learnt is that if I try to ‘play’ wif them wee small furies too much I get put in time out. Them small furies good to wind up every so often, keeps them on the toes or should that be clawpaws.
Hay Bear is your Dad having his yearly blow out too wif him being de fluffed an all. Good to know he is following your lead.
That’s all me learning for today.
Have a good week you lot
Chow Zar #700

hey hey, I mean HEY!!! Listen up you lot its all coming to be. Tonight I learns me an' OGB are going on the longest road trip yet. I is gonna go see me Nan and Papa and sister Toni an' her brudder wot I have never seen an' its all so excitin!!!!
I knew summit was up earlier and double sure of it tonight when OGB an' me Mum started puttin' stuff in me mobile cave, MY stuff. Trouble is I had to sit still while me Mum trimmed me nails (and I neva gave her a fat lip THIS time ) and the pair of groomed me like I have neva been groomed before. Sheesh, the things a fella does when he is gonna see his Nan, huh?Bet its all worth it when I gets there though cause she will spoil a lad rotten
So, news of me travels might not be to regular (hope I stay that way though ) but OGB recons we might get on the Uncles puter from time to time so I will try an' keep yas updated.
To much excitement, tomorra aint soon enough
gotta go
WoooHooo
Not that I is over excited or nuffink
Cripes, umm, I mean
Catch Yas all later
Bear 641

hey bear
i finks you is spoilt raver acully - now yung un, yu must behaf if yous goin on a loooong trip in ya mobile cave no barkin at motabike likes i do cos then ya gets left home and no doin a hindy in ya nmobil cave even if yas bustin - ok

well ya haf a good time an remmemba to tells us all bout it when ya gets bac an make sure you makes OGB proud so yas gos again aye

see ya Saff 525

Hey Bear!

I thought I was going to see you again today, I really really did. But Dad, the one that you call OGB, decided not to let you visit me and he went straight to Nan's with you. I was sooooo looking forward to seeing how much you growed.

Anywho, I will see you on Thursday, I wonder how many different new smells etc that you will get to smell. Oh, and all of the new things you will get to see and do...