Hey you guys, how the heck do you get into the cave before Mum and Dad? It takes like forever and they still get to go thru the cave opening before me. I try and try, door closed sit, door open stand up and door closes again so back to sit, door opens stand up and it closes again etc etc etc. Its like they got it on automatic I stand up and door closes, how does that work?
Anyways, Dad aint that smart because I figured out how to get all the treats out of my chewy after he spent ages sticking them in my chewy
The little furry ones are not running away as fast, so any day now I recon and I will have me one of them things

Hi Guys, things I have learned today some more.
Mum is the bestest hunter this side of the black stump! Today she broght home what can only be discribed and the mostest humungest bone ever.I think it came from a dinosaur!! It is so big I have had to stash it so the little furrys dont find it although I doubt they could carry it away anyways.
Them fly things is fast, huh? And you gotta watch out because Mum laughed at me when one of the flys tipped me over and I never caught it!

Them furry things are teasing me big time, getting closer every day. When I bark at them I get told to shush and sit (reckon it won't be long and I'll get me one). The cheeky sods have been rolling on MY special mat - I can smell them. One more thinmg guys, them wee furrys is allowed inside UN-supervised, how the heck did they manage that!

You certainly have learnt an awful lot in just a week young Bear. It sounds like you are giving your humans a lot of mental exercises to keep their brain one step ahead of yours.

Wots this "One step ahead" thing, huh? They should be one behind, shouldn't they? Anyways that dont matter just now TODAY is wot matters. All I can say is WOW, well that and a heck of a lot more
I, well we (only cause I let them come with me) went to something called "Puppy Kindy" or some such thing. Where to start, Jiminy Cricketts. First we got into the mobile cave and went, well we went somewhere else thats all that counts. And then and then, and then WOW followed by a WEE The smells, the colours, the humans and not least of all ALL THE OTHER DOGGIES. Down side was when I should have been playing I had to sit around while Mum and Dad listened to another human, saying what I dont really care. Then after wot seemed like AGES of that stuff and showing them all what a "Clever boy" I am by sitting (heck I know how to get a treat) I got to meet Sage. Sage is a cool dude, bit older than me and can be grumpy sometimes. But he soon came around to my way of thinking and decided a game was on. Old stuffy wuffy he is though, it HAD to be his game played his way and finished when he decided, still it was a game and he promised to play next time to if I dont be so bouncey all the damn time. Oh, Sage is a Collie doggie.
Well that was me about knackered (shudder at that expression) for the day so Mum let me into the house to have a wee sleep this afty,Still a bit sleepy on it so think it will be an early night for me.

Oh, Oh, almost forgot the funniest thing I have seen for a while.
Old Sage, well he had to go, you know, have a wizz and guess what?? He can't stand on all for legs when he does it, one leg sorta lifts up like, What a hoot

Hi Bear,

Manny here again. I saw Hunza do that a few times. Gave it a go when I got home and fell straight into one of the holes I had dug earlier that day. I stand back on 4 feet like normal dogs now.

Manny

Hey, hey Manny, tell Ya what I found today.This stuff Mum and Dad call cheese, man I would stand on my head for that stuff.You ever tried it? Ya wanna give it a go if your Mum ever has any.The Lady at Kindy said its just the ticket (wot ever that means) and she said "Bla bla bla behaving bla bla bla sit when told bla bla bla" Heck I dunno I wasn't really listening but she was right when she said it tasted so good YUMMY!
I heard Mum and Dad talking and they said they were impressed with me.Wot does impressed mean Manny? Anyways it was something to do with a thunder storm, is that it?, and I never ran away and hid. Run away from wot Manny, do you know wot they were talking about and does that mean I was good or bad
What is a wasp Manny? How did it hurt your mouth and what did you do to it? You seem to have done heaps more exciting things than me and I bet your Mummy is proud of you, huh?

Hehehehe that is one word for it eh Dana - proud hahahaha

Hey guys, Jiminy Cricketts, talk about wait till this thing was left alone and no one was watching but thats another story
Wot have I learned since last time? Who ever it was (was it you Manny?) anyways they was right, cripes if your butts not on the deck that tea gets whipped away pretty damn smart, not even a smell of it left.
Mum and Dad must both have flat batteries (nothing to do with me I assure you) because I still have to tow start them every night.
Dad said this morning that we are going to the vets but not to get tutored again, thank goodness for that, imagine going thru that again!!
Them little furrys still manage to evade me. AND I wanna know "How come they get to stay inside at night?" or is that not a very manly doggy thought?
Well, best get off here before the old chappy comes back, more on todays adventure later.

Hey, did the Vet thing today, no where near as bad as the last Vet up north. Mind you, its not very dignified looking (or feeling) being wrestled to the floor, held down and back legs held, in what could only be disribed as, in a most unmanly like fashion.
Heard dad tell the lady that the scales said 30.85, wot ever that is.It must mean summit to humans cause they all nodded their heads like humans do.
BUT, the best part is all the little furrys that are there.
Now Manny, you listen and listen up but good.You see, I got to thinking if we could get our parents to agree you could come stay down here with me . Then while they is asleep, we, you and me, sneak on down to this Vet place and snatch us a wee furry critter each,once in the Vets we are home and hosed, they got them wee furrys all caged up and just waiting for us two. You on for that mate?