Hey guess what you lot, Iz come to a very important decision that took me all of
umm lets see... three seconds to come too. Iz love holiwaydays :D, especially if dey are with Uncle Steve.
Man we did all sorts of fings. Uncle Steven would take out lots of balls and throw dem and Iz – yep yours truly
was always and I mean always first to get to da ball. Well once I got it I wasn’t gonna give it back, Iz lost me balls before
if you know wot Iz mean cause dey hasn’t come back
Well anywho Iz would loaf around wif me ball and the ovvas could get der own, Uncle steve had heaps of balls. You will never believe dis but Iz met a fulla who had my name,
looked handsum like me, was a long haired GS and all, gosh Iz tell ya da check of it all. But he was a pretty cool dude so Iz let him get away wif it – just dis time.
Mum said he had his name before Iz had mine, but I dunno even if he is older dan me. Me and dis chickie babe Grace just hung out chewed da fat told tails and all dat.
She was a pretty cool lass even if she was a bit grey around da edges, man could she chew da fat, the stories she could tell to a yung buck like meself --- way cool.
Miss Frilly Knickers thought she was in heaven wif all these lads around. Man she is a tart even if she is me sis. She would side swipe me from time to time just to remind me dat she was older and da boss
– well dats who she reckons but we all know different eh.
So many friends to run and play wif it was sooooo way cool. Miss Frilly knickers and me loved our holiwayday.
Dat reminds me better go ask Mum wen our next holiwayday is cause I wanna go back to Uncle Steve’s and Aunty Rae’s – Iz got cuddles from her ya know
But it is really nice to be home
wif Mum and in me own bed cause I missed me teddy and me Mums cuddles and kisses
- not dat you can tell anyone
Chow Zar
but Iz forgaves her as I got more of dem treats. Miss frilly Knickers has da same and she got her nails done as well. Weez –no not dat kinda weez 
pretty please.
Iz found a bone dat I forgotted I had – well dat chomper fing found it really but I ran to da rescue as mum was gonna bif it in da bin. Good lot of chewing to do still on dat, only da strangest fing happened, you know wot, wellz iz tell ya. Iz put me bone wif da chewing to do down and went to see wot was goin on in me den and when I came back to chew on me bone Miss Frilly Knickers had one and my one had got fresh and got meat on it somehow. 
Da sad eyes don't work on him, dey don't work on Mum either 
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