Iz know wot you mean Bear wif dem darn felines. Wot makes dem sooooo special dat dey can just snooze where ever dey likes eh. Take last night - no different dan any ovva night, yours truly – dats Me – goes to check out me human bros bed. Now his bed is big ennouf for me to share wif him. Me goes to hop up but oh no Iz get hissed at by one darn feline. Quick sniff over me little human sis bed and yep annova feline. So me plods through to me human big sis room and darn stone da crows de ovva feline is deer and me really gets a hissing and darn swipe from Tiny Tyson. Iz don’t risk me luck creeping onto Mums bed as I always gets shoved orf. owt she need it all to herself anywho So much for thanks for me doing such a superb job at being a handsum German Shepherd, Iz ask ya where is da gratitude. Miss Frilly knickers is snoring yep I Said SNORING her head orf in front of da flickly fing so wots a boy to do ovva dan get on da human couch and take a nap.

Darn felines don't work near as hard as us GS. Man its a tough job supervising dem humans, but sum one gotta do it

Bit more training required wif da humans me finks

Chow all, betta go do da washing up - dem fekines don't know how good am too dem keeping deer bowls clean wif me slobber

Zar

Hey Maddog love the glasses, but its raincoat and gumboots weather lately lol.

Toots

Dat's wot I waz finking Toot's, wonder how cool Zar would look wiff a big yellow rainhat

Zar I wouldn't dare jump on da sofa for a snooze - that's what the spare bed is for ('cept when some human's beat me to it )

Hey Aunty D remember that tip you gave mum on da fone - it doesn't work on loose gravel aye specially when I's going flat out

Must be time to clean Carlos's bowl

Mr Bear 641

Iz see youz all droolin ova me exemplary good looks but jealousy will get ye nowhere

tut tut

Zar

Yeah you right Zar

That winkler was busy again today an I had me own lake . Torpedo Bear time woo hoo Den I went to lie down in it but was a bit deeper than I thought

'parrently I wasn't meant to jump all ova mum when she was going out (thanks Bear that's 3 changes of clothes today!). Mum was meany bum an gave me a bath when she got home mutter mutter mutter

Oh well at least I got a excuse to stay in front of the heater now

Ciao for now
Mr Bear 641

Hello you sound likes you having lots a fun in the water Bear. Iz was going to have my first agility class today, but there was a big big pond of water where we have our classes. So iz couldn't do it. But Iz did get to see some of me friends. Iz also saw a wee wee GSD puppy to. Vader and his mum is Suzanne.

Gotta go now.
lub ya all
lubs Sasha.

Dont we all love the wee GSD, I saw one today in northland and it was so cute, didnt know what the lead was was but full marks to the owner as he was talkng to it and had a tit bit.

Toots

Hey youz lot Miss frilly knickers me sis is sporting a yellow butt Me ma been painting me big human sis room and Miss frilly knickers had to inspect and got a yellow butt for her troubles Me is a smart GS and Iz only popped me head around da door and got yellow wiskas and Ma yelled OUT and wif dat me was gone. Geeze only going to help paint wif me tail. Bar humbug, hey Bear those puddles and slipping n sliding sounds like fun. Dem little fluff ball are so cute toots, me Ma always gets clucky ova dem. Enouf said

chow all, grubs cooking in da kitchen

Zar

Geez it's hard work supervisin dem humans an it doesn't help when that teasin sod carlos is busy teasin (I wasn't licking his paws when he was rollin on the bed honest )

After all me hard work supervisin I hads to have a bath - mum says nobody likes a stinky boy. I thought that was bad enuff then hads to have a brushin .

Sawed a snack on legs da ovver day - a sausage dog, I was like what the Do I bark at it or eat it! The things ya see out walkin aye

Hope you lot are keeping warm

Cheers
Mr Bear 641

..I say eat the sausage dog! ...but then again, maybe not 'cos ya get in big trubble. No further comment.

Was just wondering - do any of you young 'uns bury your bones somewhere and then forget where you put them? Or is it just an older fella like me? I had a perfectly good moa bone that I hadn't even given a decent chew - was happy just to play with Mum with it. I know I put it somewhere, but danged if I can find it now!

Dudley #511 and my Mum