Bear, what are you doing off your mat? Just remember who has control of the treats

Manny - if your mum & dad are brave enough to bring you on a trip you must bring your crate, not that we don't trust you or anything! *cringe*

Hey Bear,

Mum said she can send me down for the weekend. I'll be there in an hour

Great idea. You sneak up from behind the furry thing, I scare it your way and we'll both jump on it. Don't think they have claws or teeth so we should be fine. At least then we'll get to taste one. I nearly got one yesterday. Mum didn't see me but she knew it was me cause the furry things head was covered in something she calls goobers.

What's the deal with these chain things around our necks? I'm not allowed to stop and sniff or chase the moths on my walks. Who's walk is this anyway!!

I'm a bit miffed at the moment. Kira can catch her tail but I can't seem to get mine. Mum says I lost half of it when I was a brand new but I can't remember where I put it? Has anyone seen where I lost my tail??

Manny
Palmerston North

Hey Manny, sorry for being off line for so long, sometimes Dad can be such a pain, the sooner I learn how to turn this thing on the better.
Anyways, about you coming down here, well I am all for it matey but, well you see ummm, its Mum and Dad, they seem to have gone all, you know, funny on the idea. Something to do with you being on drugs or should be on drugs or some such thing . But that dont stop us a planning for the day, eh pal? And you see, the beauty of my idea is we dont need to sneak up on the furry critters at this Vets, they are all sitting in carry out bags (cages) just waiting for us
Right, now where were we. The other day I nearly had a playmate Yeah, that type guys , you know what I mean (although Dad reckons after being tutored I wouldn't know what to do with one) Anyways, she was a real hot pig dog bitch but Dad chained me up and gave her back and now I dont even know where she came from.
Hey, you worldly types, what the heck is that plurry noisey thing Dad pushes over my toilet (alright, HE calls it lawn )Makes the grass all short and sorta prickly and phooar you should smell the pong when dad runs over one of my, well you know, solid exhaust thingies (I think Dad calls them Hindenburgs and mutters something about size)
Jacka Nora, here comes dad.
Will be back when I can get on here.

hey Guys, got back on, Dads away having a coffee, so this will be quick, so read fast, huh?
Today, I did learn "Thou MUST NOT bowl Mum over in the haste to get in the back door to Teddy" It makes Mum say some words I have never heard before, let alone know what they mean, but mean they sound.
If you wanna tease Mum a wee bitty more, knock over the wood pile, that gets her going
Now, to really confuse her I takes me bed off the back porche (Think thats what it is ) And drags it way down the section, nearly got it stashed before she found it . Maybe I will have to get up a wee bit earlier to catch her out, I heard a rumour that she is not a morning person
WoooHooo, should of seen the punch I gave Dads human daughter, mutch harder an she woulda had a fat lip Man, them humans dont know how to get excited Mum said she was bringing me a new toy but I was not allowed to break this one
Pssst, Dads coming back, gotta go

Hey Guys, its me again, you know Bear. Wow, what a day its been so far. The Old Chappy seemed a bit late with my breakfast this morning, nothing to drastic but a bit late all the same. Well, then there was activity in the big cave and Mum, Dad and Dads daughter all came out the cave together with "The Leash" which we all know can only mean one thing. "An Outing" and an outing we did have. KINDY, yeah love it.
You should see the other dogs there man, mainly the same ones I meet last week.
Well, after a good go at tow starting Dad the Kindy Lady gave Mum and Dad a new sorta thing, aint seen one of them before meself. It was, well, like wot you might see human climbing cliffs wear. Uncomfortable as heck, specially if I pull on it so I pretended to be till after school, if you know what I means. Well, after the Kindy Teacher type lady finished going "blaa bla blaa bla bla de bla bla blaaa bla de bla" I got to play wiff a new mate. Solo is his name and a right nimble collie he is to, darn near turned me inside out more than once. But crikey it was fun to run and tumble about with him, hope he is there next time.

You just be careful guys, those little furry critters have wots called "claws" and those things can really mar a guys features you know and leave scars!!! Don't mess with them mates. Best be friends with them - believe me it makes life a lot easier. And as for eating them - Phootoooeoo. Not nice! Too hairy!! (and not much meat either)

Jen (Shiloh's Aussie Sister)

Yeah, but some times a dawg just gotta do wot a dawgs gotta do But I surely will take those words of advice into consideration, maybe a scar or two could make a chap appear more swash buckling or rakish to the other sorta dog, you know the ones wiff out a wizzer.
WoooHooo, forgot to tell you guys about the most exciting bit at Kindy, I done dood but good . I done a doo that was so good Mum was a gagging and the rest of Kindy sorta shuffled away, man the power of a good Hindenburg

Well its Bear time again, the Old Chappy has disappeared so here I am.Had a pretty laid back day today, think dad was still getting over the Kindy trip
Took Dad and his daughter for a walk to the doggy park, I could see dads batteries were not to flat so I had no need to tow start him (it had NOTHING to do with that harness thingy, got it!) Once at the park dads animal cruelty came to the fore again, there was two little humans down the other end. All I wanted was to play with them but the big "NO!!!!" came out.
Got my revenge and laid another great Hindenburg for dad to pick up
Came home and dad and daughter sorta fluffed around and left me to it outside, which was cool. Then Dad chained me up and opened the big door, you know the one that lets you get to the outside.He then unlocked my car, WooHoo a trip. Nope, more animal cruelty and he went away by hisself.
He did come back though and opened my door and then told me to sit and wait. I done did good and sat and waited, well if I was waiting for a ride in MY car, I am still waiting
Wooops, Shhhh, here he comes
Ciao for now

Hey, hey guys tis me again, you know, Bear. Anyways, Manny you listening good, this might interest you.You know that door with in a door that the little furry creatures use, yeah? Well, anywho, I darn near catched me one the other day, furry that is, not door. Ya see, if yer quick you can darn near snatch them thru that door with in a door thingy. I can get right up to my shoulders RIGHT IN THE HOUSE, freaky, huh? And and and if Mum is to slow with me tea, guess what, I can darn near nibble her bum thru the same door with in a door thingy to give her the hurry up

Well Bear when you are big and learn all your lessons, when your dad opens that gate to the big wide world he will be able to tell you to stay and won't have to attach you to your kennel to stop you going exploring. It is for your own safety you know and it is only a short time til the gate is shut again but you make such a fuss anyone would think you are chained all day... Don't you want me to let you stay there, me thinks you are giving a bad impression of the care your mum and dad are giving you. Tut tut...